"Well, Mr. Ratzinger, while I agree that you are more than capable of handling the duties of a shift supervisor in our call center, we're worried that you won't find the work challenging or remunerative enough and that, should an opening come available to head a major world religion, we'd wind up losing our investment in you and be forced to fill the position again. Certainly you understand our reservations here?"If they let him keep the Popemobile as part of his severance package, I bet it'd haul a hella lot of pizzas.
Friday, March 01, 2013
Where do you go from there?
So what's the Pope Emeritus going to be doing now? I mean, a few years of popin' has to be a pretty serious resumé builder, but you know that it's also going to lead to him being considered "overqualified" for a lot of more entry-level gigs.